ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com is one of my favorite web sites mainly because it makes me feel slender and fit. I mean, I don't actually eat any of the "recipes" highlighted on that site, so I must have a rockin' bod right? Well, this is what I tell myself. It's the same rationale behind why I only watch The Biggest Loser at the beginning of the season - the contestants make me feel thin.
Anyway, set your eyes on this little number:
Pizza covered in caramel and chocolate sauce, topped with miniature marshmallows, gum drops, M&M’s, coconut flakes, candy hearts and a candy fried egg plus chopped pecans.
My stomach is rumbling just thinking about...